A guy and his wife are sitting around bored with nothing to do……

A guy and his wife are sitting around bored with nothing to do.

The guy turns to his wife and says,

“Tell me something that will make me really happy and sad at the same time, that should spice things up.”

His wife thinks for a moment then says,

“You have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.”

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