Aussie Humour:Three blokes were working on a high risebuilding project, Macca, Chook and Simmo.

Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo.

Chook falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,”Someone should go and tell his wife.”

Macca says, “OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a cartoon of VB beer.

Simmo says, “Where did you get that, Macca?”

“Chook’s missus gave it to me.”

“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”

Macca says, “Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, “You must be Chook`s widow.”

She said, “No, I’m not a widow.”
And I said, “Wanna bet me a carton of beer?”

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