A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
“You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301.
With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right.
“Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ………
“What . … . … .. You’re coming empty handed?”