Wise Italian Grandfather

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated ….38 revolver so you will always remember me. ” 

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How about you 
leave me your Rolex watch instead?” 

“You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna 
da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.”

“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda 
you wife inna bed with another man. 

“Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,

‘Times up!’ “


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